The day’s wird is: Cludgie

I’ve mostly heard it used in the west coast of Scotland and it refers to the guid auld watter-closet. Or, toilet, loo, restroom, lavatory, shitter, or bathroom, if you prefer.


Aye, bit kin ye yaise yon in a sentence?

‘Significant Other: Ye watchin the inauguration this afternoon?

Me: A refuse tae normalise yon bletherskite – yon flan-couponed, kailheidit, nairra-nebbit, cludgiemoothed, Walloper-In-Chief.’


Photograph by watterflores at