The day’s wird is: Cludgie
I’ve mostly heard it used in the west coast of Scotland and it refers to the guid auld watter-closet. Or, toilet, loo, restroom, lavatory, shitter, or bathroom, if you prefer.
Aye, bit kin ye yaise yon in a sentence?
‘Significant Other: Ye watchin the inauguration this afternoon?
Photograph by watterflores at Morguefile.com